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E-mail us with your jokes to dmoschner@cprcolorado.com
Thank you Peggy for the great joke......
On the way to work, the lady passes a pet shop. In front of the shop is a bird cage with a parrot sunning in the morning sun. As the lady is walking past the bird cage, the parrot says...
Hey lady........
What? the woman says.
Your old, your fat, and your ugly......the bird says.
The woman gets angry and huffs off to work mad.
The next morning the woman is walking again past the bird cage when the parrot says...
Hey lady.......
WHAT!!!!??? asks the woman.
Your old, your fat, and your ugly.....the bird says.
The woman is so mad she walks into the pet shop and screems for the manager.....
She tells the manager if he doesn't do something about the bird, she would buy it and then kill it.
So the manager assures her that he would take care of it and that the bird will not say that again to her.
The next morning the woman is walking past the bird cage again....and the bird says.......
Hey lady.......
What!!!!!!!!!????? asks the woman.
And the bird says.........
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